I am A Genius !

HaHa ! For once I am A G E N I U S ! Dare to take the Alzheimer's eye TEST ? !







ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST





Count every " F " in the following text:


FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...



(SEE BELOW)


HOW MANY ? WRONG,


THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.


READ IT AGAIN !


Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.



The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".







Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!

And keep them occupied For several minutes..!










More Brain Stuff . . .


>From Cambridge University.


O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn m nid de os not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

What breed of dog are you?

Wtpg, you're a German Shepherd!

No bones, about it, you're a loyal, hard-working German Shepherd. Dedicated and always low-maintenance, people flock to you — they know they can count on you to get any job done, and done well. That focus and attention to detail spans from your personal to your professional life, too. Although you can be a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to the projects you tackle, you still manage to keep cool and laid-back in social situations. You get a kick out of the little things and thrive when you're constantly busy and on-the-go. Easygoing and unpretentious, you don't need constant pampering and reassurance. A genuine, carefree pup, you're a true-blue friend, employee, and partner. Woof!

WAHAHAHA! I take this as a compliment! Who wana to try What breed of dog are you?

Are you depressed?

I just did an Are you depressed? calculation and my result is
" You may be suffering from major depression! "


... ... ... what should I do?